You

Name: You

Age: 7

Sex: Male

About you: I threw up. My brother is the little one but I’m younger than he is. My favorite color is hot pink and I think it’s cool so even though pink is a girl color hot neon pink is a really cool color and I’m allowed to like it. My mom tickles my back at night when I’m going to bed. All we did was coloring and counting birds and coloring them the color we were supposed to. When Mario sit downs to sleep you have to move the stick and he wakes up and will run again don’t worry. I went to a baseball game one time with my brother and sister and my uncle Phil and Brian and George and Brenna and Danny was there too and he is the youngest. My dad said Brian is cheap because he told the people selling tickets that Shelly and Danny are younger than 5 years old but they were really 7 and 8 so he didn’t have to pay for them and this made my dad a little bit mad. It was so funny because Shelly and Danny are not 5. The library is Hockeysville is where we go in the summer and gets sneaks and then we can go to Pizza hut and get free personal pans. He hit me so I kicked him in the stomach and he cried to his mom and I was punished. First grade was so easy-- all we did was coloring and counting birds and coloring them the color we were supposed to. My red shirt is my favorite and my mom doesn’t wash it all the time and I have to wait for her to wash it so I can wear it again. When I was five, our dog Duffy had surgery on her paws so she had one of those cones on her neck. It liked to play with her and her cone. It made her angry but it was just play. This one day I picked her up by her cone, she was a little dog, and it came off of her head and she went ran away because she didn’t want the cone back on, and she didn’t like. She ran into the street without looking and got hit by a car and died. I was punished. I am so much taller than I was then. I like cucumber sandwiches with carrot sticks and sometimes fish sticks. I don’t know what eggplant tastes like but it looks so gross and I don’t want to try it. My dad says you have to try everything once because I might like it and if I never try it I won’t know if I like it but I say why do I have to eat every food in the world? There’s never enough time to eat all the foods in the world. The Huckabees was the a boring movie. I like Transformers. One dollar’s not enough; college will probably be like eight dollars. She ran into the street without looking and got hit by a car and died. My red shirt is my favorite and my mom doesn’t wash it all the time and I have to wait for her to wash it so I can wear it again. It was so funny because Shelly and Danny are not 5. She is died. My mom tickles my back at night when I’m going to bed. All we did was coloring and counting birds and coloring them the color we were supposed to. What is going to happen if the water in the bathtub keep going up and it falls out of the tub and gets all over the floor and I’ll still be in the tub so what will happen to me? My dad says you have to try everything once because I might like it and if I never try it I won’t know if I like it but I say why do I have to eat every food in the world? What keeps the sky up there and not coming down here every day when the sun goes down? I think it’s cool so even though pink is a girl color hot neon pink is a really cool color and I’m allowed to like it. It made her angry but it was just play. What is going to happen if the water in the bathtub keep going up and it falls out of the tub and gets all over the floor and I’ll still be in the tub so what will happen to me? The water in the bathtub can just pour out all over the floor and where would I be if the water is all over the floor and going into the hall and the toilet is pouring out with all our pee instead of spinning down. There’s never enough time to eat all the foods in the world.