Thursday, October 2, 2008

You

Name: You

Age: 31

Sex: Female

About you: My toe nails are painted the majority of the time. I prefer mustard to mayonnaise on sandwiches. I pluck my eyebrows. I have never been in a salt water pool. I was not born in the Eastern Standard time zone. Two of my grandparents are still living, one on each side. I like to make my capital a like A and my lower case a like a, and I make my lower case y like y and my capital m like M. When I was nine years ago, our dog Shady had just surgery on her hind legs so she was wearing one of those cones around her neck. I thought it was really funny to mess with her and her cone. One day I picked her up by her cone, she was a small dog, and it slipped off of her head and she went running. She ran away from me because she knew she’d have to put the cone back on, which she didn’t like. Shady ran into the street and was hit by a car and died. I was punished for three weeks. I want to go to New York City and see Ground Zero. My brother lives in Omaha with his wife and cat. In college, I took a philosophy course in which I had to speak in front of the class about myself and I hated it. My favorite book is The Blessed Damozel by Dante Gabriel Rossetti. My birthday usually falls on a Wednesday, which is annoying to me. The first boy that I ever kissed was my cousin, Ray. Saw II was the best out of all the Saws. O mon grand Dieu, ô Grand amour, quoique je ne sois que néant et péché, je veux être à Vous. Flying in your third trimester is potentially dangerous to your baby. When Harry met Sally. The clock is ticking and ticking and doesn’t stop ticking and it will never stop ticking because time will never stop or cease or rest or even change its rhythm and we will never, ever be relieved from the goddamned ticking! I like the crispness of a white shirt with jeans. I’ve never had sex with a black man. When I was younger, my parents always asked me if I was gay, I mean, they asked me over and over again for years. Polyethylene Terephalate Ethylene, also known as PETE, is primarily used to make bottles for soft drinks, juice, water, detergent, cleaner bottles, and also peanut butter jars and frozen ready meal packages. A summer’s sun is worth the having. Biting insects and ticks are abundant during warm months. Oh, still small voice of calm, guide me to the eleven o’clock show. My birthday usually falls on a Wednesday, which is annoying to me. Anticipation bled out with sweat and combined with romance as I reached my hand out. Eugenia Primavesi was running on a table. I’ve been so busy. When I was nine years ago, our dog Shady had just surgery on her hind legs so she was wearing one of those cones around her neck. I thought it was really funny to mess with her and her cone. One day I picked her up by her cone, she was a small dog, and it slipped off of her head and she went running. She ran away from me because she knew she’d have to put the cone back on, which she didn’t like. Shady ran into the street and was hit by a car and died. I was punished for three weeks. Some of my interests include furbies, scented candles, handcream, oversized hoodies, footrubs, ipod touch, and spongebob squarepants. I have never been in a salt water pool. My dad was married to someone else before he married my mom, and he had a daughter with that other woman, so I have a step sister named Jessica who is a lot older than me and we rarely have anything to talk about when we see each other. My brother who lives in Omaha is a lawyer. My brother lives in Omaha with his wife and cat. You can also place bets and chat as you watch the live races. Flying in your third trimester is potentially dangerous to your baby. When I was nine years ago, our dog Shady had just surgery on her hind legs so she was wearing one of those cones around her neck. I thought it was really funny to mess with her and her cone. One day I picked her up by her cone, she was a small dog, and it slipped off of her head and she went running. She ran away from me because she knew she’d have to put the cone back on, which she didn’t like. Shady ran into the street and was hit by a car and died. I was punished for three weeks. I was not born in the Eastern Standard time zone. She ran away from me because she knew she’d have to put the cone back on, which she didn’t like. One day I picked her up by her cone, she was a small dog, and it slipped off of her head and she went running. She ran away from me because she knew she’d have to put the cone back on, which she didn’t like. I was punished for three weeks. I was not born in the Eastern Standard time zone. My birthday usually falls on a Wednesday, which is annoying to me. Oh, still small voice of calm, guide me to the eleven o’clock show. I was punished for three weeks.

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