Thursday, October 2, 2008

You

Name: You

Age: 22

Sex: Male

About you: I used to bite my nails all the time and I finally quit by letting my girlfriend paint my nails with that nail polish that tastes really gross. Yellow is an ugly color. My mother is from Ecuador and my dad is American. I just graduated from college this spring and now I’m working at a gas station. Music: anything but country. I spend a lot of time uploading photos. I used the word ‘tits’ more often than I’d like to admit. My closest friends are all guys that I’ve known since high school, some from middle. This whole “economic crisis” bullshit is a crock. I constantly check to make sure my phone is on, like every 15 seconds, I wear it on my belt and I hold my hand on it all the time when I’m working because I work at a movie theater and I’m just standing most of the day waiting around so I just hold my hand on my phone and you know how you can press the side button and the screen will light up, I do that all the time to make sure it’s on, sometimes I think I’m really obsessing but I need to make sure my phone is on. My penis is definitely too small, I just know it, my ex-girlfriend even told me that it hurt her sometimes but I just know it. There are like 10,000 people in LA who need me. I am finally ready to settle down and get married and it makes me so angry that she’s not and she doesn’t want to live together yet but I guess I need to give her her time and space and just be patient. I like everything to some extent. FYI, Matt Cassell has not started a game since he was at USC. He started that game at TE. Don't worry, Belichick's system turned an average QB into a future HOF'er, you guys will be fine. My step-sister once told me that she has always thought I was cute and if I was ever interested in her, we’re not really related so she would totally be down. My wallet wore holes in the back pocket of my favorites pants. For breakfast, I eat honeycomb everyday and have since childhood. I spend a lot of time uploading photos. Brain freezes are more intense for me than for everyone else. When I saw her on the first day of classes I knew it was on. Jack Johnson, Weezer, Coldplay, Françoise Hardy, The Namesake, lawyer-Guad. brother in law, milk, bacon, eggs, bread, pita, 2 inflatables. FYI, Matt Cassell has not started a game since he was at USC. He started that game at TE. Don't worry, Belichick's system turned an average QB into a future HOF'er, you guys will be fine. This whole “economic crisis” bullshit is a crock. My penis is definitely too small, I just know it, my ex-girlfriend even told me that it hurt her sometimes but I just know it. For breakfast, I eat honeycomb everyday and have since childhood. I am in an open relationship. My closest friends are all guys that I’ve known since high school, some from middle. We developed the 100% waterproof and breathable GORE-TEX Rimrock Hiker to give you supreme weather protection and comfort in one stylish package. Choose my sister over you? There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t. My penis is definitely too small, I just know it, my ex-girlfriend even told me that it hurt her sometimes but I just know it. He started that game at TE. Don't worry, Belichick's system turned an average QB into a future HOF'er, you guys will be fine. This whole “economic crisis” bullshit is a crock. I spend a lot of time uploading photos. He started that game at TE. Brain freezes are more intense for me than for everyone else. My closest friends are all guys that I’ve known since high school, some from middle. He started that game at TE. Brain freezes are more intense for me than for everyone else. My closest friends are all guys that I’ve known since high school, some from middle. He started that game at TE. Brain freezes are more intense for me than for everyone else.

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