You

Name: You

Age: 40

Sex: Female

About you: I can't make it. I meet with my analyst on Tuesdays from 5:30 -7 so I probably won’t make it. But I wouldn’t worry about it. At least they didn't find anything that would embarrass you. When I went, they found an alarm clock and a feather duster. Try explaining that away... This has been steadily approaching since the invention of television. Starting today, I'm going to boycott Christmas, turn off my television, vote against every tax measure, every political incumbent regardless of political affiliation and if I had kids in school, I'd remove them. No, but seriously, we made eye contact, and I can't believe I am actually doing this. I have had 2 wives. They were both bitches. Once, I can understand. But twice? Anyone ever clue you in that like attracts like? I am just going to sit back and watch the carnage.