You

Name: You

Sex: Male

Favorite Color: Yellow

About you: Whose favorite color is yellow? Yellow sucks. No, really, I like yellow. I own about 5 yellow shirts and a windbreaker. My ex-girlfriend hated the way that I was always talking about liking yellow. But anyways, more importantly, why I am here today is to tell you about myself, about who I really am. Who I really am. Who I really am is a young guy, a young white guy. I go to school and work sometimes for my dad. After I graduate, I might start working for him full time but I’d rather move away from here and do something else. I don’t know what else. No, that doesn’t freak me out. I feel like the pressure to get a job right out of school is pretty much non-existent nowadays. Well, at least with the people that I hang out with, except for my parents. But they’re not too bad either. I just don’t want to live with them for much longer. I like writing and reading books that I find at yard sales and used book stores. Books with covers from the seventies, you know those types of colors?

You

Name: You

Age: 99

Sex: Female

About you: I dedicated my life to my children, especially Linda. You could call me a devoted pollster. How did I go from canning fruits in the summer to telling nasty jokes about men? Real TV took up too much of my life in the end. It was boring but don’t get me wrong, I lived a great life, full of loving people, loved a lot of people. I outlived all of my siblings and was able to see born and cherish eighteen of beautiful grandchildren. Full of gratitude.